Thursday 14 February 2019



On Monday The 12th of January in Nelson the three little pigs


Are said too have murdered the big bad wolf.


The pigs say that it was only self defence. They claim that the wolf blew there straw and wood house down and broke into the brick house and attacked them but there were no wounds or scratch marks found on the pigs only claw on the walls. One of the wolfs friends seid”


the wolf would of never done that he had money and a house there would be no reason fore him to it.”





Witnesses


“I live next to the three pigs and I was in bed and I got up and looked out the window and then I heard howling coming from the pig's house I got out of bed and walked over to there house and looked through the window and all I saw all the pigs pushing the wolf by force into the pot then they lit the fire then they put a lid on the pot.Then I ran home and called the police and now i'm here.”





“I live down the road from them and I was taking my daily walk and I saw the pigs greeting the wolf into their home then I heard a howl then I saw Jeremy the pigs neighbor at his window then he ran to the pigs window and the look on his face made him look terrified the he ran home and he didn't seem to notice me then I went over and knocked on there door and they said GO AWAY!!! But from what I just saw i'm wasn't going to leave but then the police arrived.”





The Three Little Pigs Have Been Sent To Court For The Murder Of The Wolf


And The Pigs Now Have A Life Sentence in prison

Three weeks in and the pigs have already tried to escape but now they have been sent to consolatory confinement then sentenced to death in three days. Today is the execution day for the Three Little Pigs they all sat in different execution chaers and the the general flicked the switch and the pigs are no more. Now the corpses have been sent to th